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| ACT V |
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Enter COUNTESS, Steward, and Clown
COUNTESS
I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman?
Steward
Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I wish might be found in the calendar of
my past endeavours; for then we wound our modesty and make foul the clearness of our
deservings, when of ourselves we publish them.
COUNTESS
What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah: the complaints I have heard of you I do
not all believe: 'tis my slowness that I do not; for I know you lack not folly to commit
them, and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours.
Clown
'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow.
COUNTESS
Well, sir.
Clown
No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though many of the rich are damned: but, if I
may have your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we
may.
COUNTESS
Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
Clown
I do beg your good will in this case.
COUNTESS
In what case?
Clown
In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no heritage: and I think I shall never have the
blessing of God till I have issue o' my body; for they say barnes are blessings.
COUNTESS
Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry.
Clown
My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go that
the devil drives.
COUNTESS
Is this all your worship's reason?
Clown
Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons such as they are.
COUNTESS
May the world know them?
Clown
I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I
do marry that I may repent.
COUNTESS
Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness.
Clown
I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake.
COUNTESS
Such friends are thine enemies, knave.
Clown
You're shallow, madam, in great friends; for the knaves come to do that for me which I am
aweary of. He that ears my land spares my team and gives me leave to in the crop; if I be
his cuckold, he's my drudge: he that comforts my wife is the cherisher of my flesh and
blood; he that cherishes my flesh and blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
flesh and blood is my friend: ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend. If men could be
contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon the
Puritan and old Poysam the Papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed in religion, their
heads are both one; they may jowl horns together, like any deer i' the herd.
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